I just had to share a few of the funny things Ryan has said recently. They might not be funny to others, but as his mom, they really crack me up. I really want to be in his head just for a little while sometimes.
Ryan: Mom, what day is it?
Me: Thursday.
Ryan: Oh, good! Can we go to WalMart?
Me: I guess so, Buddy, but why do we need to go to WalMart?
Ryan: Well, it's Thursday. We need to get me something for Thursday.
(Like duh, Mom?!)
Damon says he is learning WAY too much from me.
Another one:
I told Ryan to get his shoes on because we needed to go to Target and Costco. (I didn't tell him we were stopping at a friend's house to pick up some stuff.) I pull out of the driveway and start heading to the friend's house (opposite way of Target).
Ryan: Target is the other way, Mom, why are you going this way?
Me: We have to stop at Annette's house and get some stuff first.
Ryan: That is the most ridiculous thing I have EVER heard, Mom!!
I mean seriously people, where does he come up with these things?
Okay, just one more.
Our neighbor needed to borrow a carseat so we were walking across the street with it.
Ryan: Mom, what are they doing with this carseat?
Me: They just need to borrow it for awhile.
Ryan: Oh, okay. But are they going to borrow our Baby Tyson?
Me: No, Bud. They won't borrow our baby.
Ryan: Good. I don't want anyone to borrow our new baby. I want to borrow him myself!
Alright. Have you had enough? I just had to write these down before I forget them. Thanks for indulging!